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slipsknut:

Oh my god

slipsknut:

Oh my god


What school did Sherlock Holmes learn how to be a detective in?

What school did Sherlock Holmes learn how to be a detective in?

What school did Sherlock Holmes learn how to be a detective in?

What school did Sherlock Holmes learn how to be a detective in?

What school did Sherlock Holmes learn how to be a detective in?

What school did Sherlock Holmes learn how to be a detective in?

What school did Sherlock Holmes learn how to be a detective in?

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

suspnd:

suspnd:

suspnd:

my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing

update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore

SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP

fuck the police

(via actualmoose)

handjob:

"everybody put your hands in the air!" yells the robber at the night club. the clubbers think he is the DJ and keep dancing. maybe he should have picked a different location

(via pulchie)

dustinmathisen:

ptgreat:

nickcarragay:

petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy

When she saw him time slowed to a stop.  He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him.  The one.  The first boy she would ever kill.

(via fosterthecahills)

thingsonhazelshead:

keeping up with the news during vacation.

thingsonhazelshead:

keeping up with the news during vacation.

(via fosterthecahills)